One of the Most Embarrassing Experiences of My Life

It was one of the most embarrassing experiences of my young, tender and vulnerable life.

You surely must be rolling on the floor with laughter right now. Who would criticize you for laughing at something as ridiculous? Yes that is me in a costume to look like a Dance Hall Diva.

That corset had me trussed up tighter than a Thanksgiving Day turkey! Hopefully those feathers that I had to pluck out didn’t reveal more than should have been revealed, but the salivating fox who was following me and the mob of ravenous nibbles were eager to see if I tasted as good as I looked!

Note: For us girls, there is nothing more humiliating than being leered at like a hot plate of fried chicken with all the sides!

Whose idea was this costume? Well, the blame for my everlasting shame fully belongs to my old friend, Harry Harrigan, a Private Eye. We had previously collaborated on solving several juicy mysteries. He thought that dressing up as a Dance Hall Diva would lure the culprit out into the open.